The NSFW Social Media Survival Guide: Bans, Drama and Headaches

So, if you're thinking about diving into the world of NSFW and using social media to share your content, prepare yourself for a ride full of bans, nonsensical rules, and frustrations that'll make you question your entire existence. Let’s walk through my experience with some of the most well-known platforms (and a few that should probably no longer exist).

TikTok (2022)

Once upon a time, TikTok was a fantastic platform to go viral quickly. You could post something, and BAM—you'd hit thousands of views. But then came the "policy update," and guess what? The app became trash. Oh, but don’t worry—if you want to see half-naked girls dancing or those cringe memes, they go viral all day long. Want to post something NSFW? Forget it. We lost two accounts here, but hey, keep dancing TikTok, you’re doing great.

Reddit

Ah, Reddit—the worst of them all. People get offended by literally anything. It doesn’t matter what you post; someone will find a reason to hate it. They’ll even ban you for "poor moderation" without even telling you why. Don’t waste your time trying to share your work here. We lost three accounts on Reddit. Seriously, don’t even bother.

Facebook

Oh boy, Facebook. What a joke. Whether it works or not is pure luck. Sometimes you’ll get away with it, and sometimes you’ll get banned for no reason. Honestly, why am I even talking about Facebook? Just don’t bother creating an account here. We lost one account for posting... well, who even knows why.

Twitter (or should I say X?)

Before 2023, Twitter was a chaotic mess. NSFW content? Sure, all over the place—adult stars posting left and right, and Twitter didn’t care. But now, in 2024, Elon’s cleaned it up a bit, and NSFW content is allowed if you play by the rules. We actually like Twitter now, but it took us losing two accounts to get here. Better late than never, right?

Pixiv

Let’s be real—Pixiv is good for one thing: posting loli content. If you’re thinking about posting anything else, don’t waste your time. We lost one account for uploading photorealism. Don’t do it. Stick to the drawings.

Instagram

(Surprisingly, we never lost our account here.) We’ve gotten warnings, though—just for showing a character’s butt. WITH CLOTHES ON. Yeah, Instagram’s that weird. Nothing even close to NSFW, but apparently, even that’s too much. Instagram’s strange, to say the least.

Telegram

"The New Deep Web," they say. LOL, sure. We posted some loli art, and bam—banned. Meanwhile, people post horrific videos that’ll scar your soul for life, but I guess that’s fine. Telegram banned us once, so it’s not exactly the "darknet" people make it out to be.

BlueSky

Uh… hello? Anyone there? We have an account, but it’s lonelier than me on a Saturday night. Few users, lots of weird Russian and Arabic comments… it needs some serious development.

So yeah, if you’re planning on sharing NSFW content, these platforms can be a nightmare. We’ve been through it, so consider this a friendly warning. It’s a tough road, but if you know what you’re doing, it’s doable. Just don’t expect an easy ride!

So yeah, if you’re planning on sharing NSFW content, these platforms can be a nightmare. We’ve been through it, so consider this a friendly warning. It’s a tough road, but if you know what you’re doing, it’s doable. Just don’t expect an easy ride!